Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.
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Quotes tagged ‘Relationships’
Why am I always the last to know that I'm in an open relationship?
— Henry, twitter.com
He wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too.
— Dan, twitter.com
Relationship or hallucination? I don't care. Either way, I'm seeing somebody.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub.There's liquor and you can't hear them.
Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.
— Wood, twitter.com
My wife doesn't believe that autocorrect changed 'Yes dear' to 'Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am.'
Introducing myself to new boyfriend's parents: Hi, I usually don't make it this far.
Spending time with one woman who also happened to be madly in love with me struck me as the best of all possible worlds.
Gifts of the heart can’t be claimed by anyone except the giver.
She will find a new you, a better you. She will find someone who doesn’t leave.
But most of all, I learned that it’s possible for two people to fall in love all over again, even when there’s been a lifetime of disappointment between them.
I understand women. There’s no man alive who can honestly say those words and mean them. It just isn’t possible, so there’s no use trying. But that doesn’t mean you can’t love them anyway. And it doesn’t mean that you should ever stop doing your best to let them know how important they are to you.
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?
Aquarians are not traditional and do not want traditional partners. They think it’s much cooler and more attractive when someone marches to the beat of their own drum than being a drone who does what is expected of them at every turn.
When an only child falls for someone, it’s a big deal. They don’t take these emotions lightly because they don’t happen very often.
You’re single because you haven’t met someone who makes the alternative seem like the better option. Some might toss words your way like ‘picky’ or ‘selective’, but why should that be a bad thing?
I’ve also come to realize I enjoy prioritizing the things I want to do for myself, because if I go into a relationship, I want to be 100% ready and be able to give my whole commitment to the person I love.
Getting hitched means compromise… which means letting go of some single behaviors you can't help but still love.
You don't have to be part of a couple to be happy, you know.