“In front of a screen. Sometimes, proximity and long distances get in the way of our sex lives. But technology has definitely helped raise the pleasure of old fashioned phone sex. These days, you can text, FaceTime, Skype, or send self-destructing photos back and forth to each other instantly, at any…”— Kris Norton, therichest.com
“Excited to get this new Netflix logo burned into my computer monitor. I was tired of watching the old one.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“I got my iPhone wet! I don’t have a bag of rice to drop it in, but a bag of sashimi works, too, right?”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy. ... Now, we live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of just spoiled idiots that don't care. This is what people are like now: they've got their phones and they're like 'ugh, it won't--' GIVE IT A SECOND! It's…”— Louis CK, youtube.com
“People say, ‘My phone sucks.’ No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”— Louis CK, theodysseyonline.com
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting…”— Ernest Cline, amazon.com
“For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things.”— Ernest Cline, amazon.com
“The computer in your cell phone today is a million times cheaper and a thousand times more powerful and about a hundred thousand time smaller than the one computer at MIT in 1965.”— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com
“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.”— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com
“Our greatest hopes could become reality in the future. With the technology at our disposal, the possibilities are unbounded. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.”— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com
“Wakes up from two year coma surrounded by friends and family: Where's my phone?”— Mattzilla, twitter.com
“I'm not into virtual reality. I'm still not entirely sold on real reality.”— Clayton Cubitt, claytoncubitt.tumblr.com
“The gap between what’s preached and practiced at tech companies creates disillusionment.”— Bo Ren, medium.com
“We’re losing a lot of people because of the internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what’s happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways. Somebody will say, ‘Oh freedom of speech, freedom of sp…”— Donald Trump, theverge.com
“Police abuse in black and brown communities is generations old. It is nothing new. It has become more visible to mainstream America largely because of the proliferation of personal recording devices, cellphone cameras, video recorders — they're everywhere. We need police officers. We also need them…”— Redditt Hudson, vox.com
“There was a time where oil painting was a new technology. That changed painting.”— Joe Bradley, interviewmagazine.com
“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: 1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. 2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting an…”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“It seems like the better it gets, the more miserable people become. There’s never a technological advancement where people think, ‘Wow, we can finally do this!’ … And I think a lot of it has to do with advertising. Americans have it constantly drilled into our heads, every fucking day, that we deser…”— Eric Spitznagel, vanityfair.com
“Maybe people are just shitty. Or maybe it’s the internet’s fault. Or maybe people are just shitty and it’s the internet’s fault.”— Stephanie Wittels Wachs, medium.com