“If you're just starting out, three to four words are all you need. A length limit forces you to get straight to the point and eliminates the possibility of embarrassing yourself by using adjectives like "pulsing," which makes your pussy or dick sound like the still-beating heart of a butchered mamma…”— sexting, vice.com
“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that I’ve got great news. The bad news is that I don’t know what adjectives are.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com