“Libby: I love you a million Swedish fish. Daphne: I love you a million red M&Ms.”— Jenny Bicks, Elizabeth Chandler, Libby Reynolds, Kelly Preston, imdb.com
“Does he look like you, because you were the cutest kid ever!?!”— Lauren Schmidt Hissrich, Jason Katims, Camille Braverman, Bonnie Bedelia, imdb.com
“Sabrina: So, what did you wanna tell me that couldn’t wait till twelve thirty-seven? Harvey: Something I should have said a long time ago: I think we should go steady. Sabrina: Steady? I’d like that. I’d like that a lot. Harvey: And I want to give you something so we’ll never forget this moment. Sab…”— Nick Bakay, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com
“4-year-old: I'm not going to be 4 forever. Me: I know. 4: I'm going back to 3.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“My kids were fighting over whether an imaginary cake was strawberry or chocolate. I told them to just make two imaginary cakes. They said they didn't have enough ingredients.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Lassiter: You solved all these crimes - what was it - watching the local channel 8 news reports? Shawn: All right, I confess, that's not true. Sometimes I watch channel 5. I prefer channel 8. The weather girl? Adorable.”— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“My 7yo: Mama, every Friday the 13th I have something bad happen. Last Friday the 13th I got homework.”— Shannon Hale, twitter.com
“Me: Time to wake up. 5-year-old: Is it Christmas?! Me: No. 5: *goes back to bed*”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“7-year-old: Do you think Santa is making our presents right now? 5-year-old: Maybe not. We were pretty bad.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“7-year-old: Santa isn't real. Me: That's right. 7: But he can still stop here if he wants to.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[coldest day of the year] 5-year-old: You made her mad. Me: Who? 5: Elsa. My bad.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“5-year-old: Where are the pig's shoes? Me: Pigs don't wear shoes. 5: *has a million dollar business idea*”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Me: I made all the beds. 5-year-old: A store made the beds. You just put blankets on them.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Me: We can't go out. The roads are bad. 5-year-old: What did they do wrong?”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“5-year-old: Dad, did you ever learn to tap dance? Me: No. 5: *looks at me like I've wasted my life*”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[pig loses a baby tooth] 5-year-old: Now the tooth fairy will come! Me: I don't think the tooth fairy comes for pigs. 5: She does, but the money goes to me.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“My 5-year-old called the frost on the car "frosting" and I just realized her world is 1,000 times better than mine.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com