“We mutually agreed that I'd move out of our place or she'd beat me up.”— Matt Murray, Kal Penn, Garrett Modi, Kal Penn, imdb.com
“Larry: Um-hm. Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. Doctor: Uh, yes there is a prick involved. Larry: Yeah, there's one prick involved. Doctor: Yeah, I would say there's one prick involved. Larry: I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree. There is one prick.”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Mike: You know, I don't think there's one thing about us you agree with. Archie: I agree with that.”— Burt Styler, Norman Lear, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“An agreement is not the same thing as an assurance.”— Steven Knight, C.I. Chester Campbell, Sam Neill, imdb.com
“Disillusionment in living is finding that no one can really ever be agreeing with you completely in anything.”— Gertrude Stein, amazon.com
“It seems to me that in the orbit of our world you are the North Pole, I the South--so much in balance, in agreement--and yet... the whole world lies between.”— Thomas Wolfe, amazon.com
“Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end, you ignore it all and click ‘I agree’.”— raydeep, reddit.com
“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, it has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”— C. S. Lewis, amazon.com
“Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You too? I thought that no one but myself. . .”— C. S. Lewis, amazon.com
“You know how advice is - you only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyways.”— John Steinbeck, amazon.com