“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”Tagged: motivation, Fear, Money, Hunger
“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.”Tagged: Do Something, Nothing, helps, Work
“When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal,' it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew,' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid.'”Tagged: joke, terrible, Boyfriend, Relationship
“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.”Tagged: Alcohol, block, Words, talking
“I'm here because I love America and I want to be part of it.”Tagged: Love, America, United States, citizen
“We mutually agreed that I'd move out of our place or she'd beat me up.”Tagged: mutual, agreement, breakup