Quotes tagged ‘Airplane Bathrooms’

(2 total)

“I like flying. I like those little bathrooms that they have on the plane. It's kind of like a small apartment of your own on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes on. It's like a small surprise party every time you go in there.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Oh, look at this. He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com