“Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.”— Anonymous, www1.udel.edu
“Get out of here, all of you. Go chase a hearse.”— Dahvi Waller, Matthew Weiner, Roger Sterling, John Slattery, imdb.com
“You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”— Larry David, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com