“You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”Tagged: Balm, Lawsuits, Ambulance Chasers
“Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”Tagged: Lawyers, Lawsuits, Constitution, rights, Consumer Rights
“That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.”Tagged: Legalese, Inappropriate, Lascivious, Salacious, Outrageous
“Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.”Tagged: Rugged, Goblins, smoking, Lawsuits, Tobacco
“Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.”Tagged: smoking, Lawyers, Lawsuits, Freaks, Hyperbole
“I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied. This trial is outrageous! It is a waste of the taxpayers' time and money. It is a travesty of justice that these four people have been incarcerated while the real perpetrator is walking around laughing—lying and laughing, laughing and lying. You…”Tagged: Defense Attorneys, Bystanders, innocent