“If he's kind of annoying--BUT you have sexual fantasies about him nonetheless--that person would be a good candidate for a casual-sex partner. He himself will be a constant reminder about why the relationship could never work out. The minute he opens his mouth, the reason will be clear.”— Maura Kelly, marieclaire.com
“Even when he doesn't answer, you think his phone just didn't ring or he didn't hear it. So, why not send him a bunch of texts in a row, too? That'll work ... yes, that will definitely work.”— Samantha Maffucci, yourtango.com
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”— Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“Maybe I shouldn’t and I should flip my middle finger up to the world. Hell, I should make all my fingers dance in a bouquet of fuck offs.”— Tracy Krimmer, amazon.com
“Unless your text was intercepted by the CIA (trust us — it wasn't), he got your message. If you want to nudge him to respond, keep it jokey, so you don't seem annoying.”— Dan Koday, seventeen.com
“I hate two-faced people, it makes it harder for me to decide which side to slap first.”— Unknown, amazon.com