Quotes tagged ‘Annoying’

“The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.”

— Andrew Adamson, Donkey, Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Listen to my husky, annoying monotone.”

— Broderick Miller, Sean Linden, Stephen Baldwin, imdb.com

“Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?”

— Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Food can be kind of annoying.”

— Benjamin Kikkert, imdb.com

“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda? Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Ross Maxwell, Rob Seidenglanz, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Donna Thorland, Zelda Spellman, Miranda Otto, imdb.com

“Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

“[Donkey keeps humming the 'Duloc' song] Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom. Donkey: Sorry 'bout that.”

— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Uncle Lewis: [Clark is cleaning up the garbage off the kitchen floor after the dog went through it] Hey Gris, you're not doing anything constructive. Run into the living room and get my stogie. Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? Ellen: He's an old man. This may be his last…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Jack: [referring to Cal] Do you love him? Rose: Pardon me? Jack: Do you love him? Rose: Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this. Jack: [amused, referring to Cal] Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not? Rose: This is not a suitable conversation. Jack: Why can't…”

— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Nathan Summers / Cable, Josh Brolin, imdb.com

“Oh no, that's a fucking wire brush to my hemorrhoids.”

— sean Grey, Will Smith, Ben Cafferty, Kevin Dunn, imdb.com

“Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. Sheldon: Why? Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.”

— Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Bill Prady, Howard Wolowitz, Simon Helberg, imdb.com

“Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to. Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds. Seth: Sometimes I do.”

— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Well, I just wanted to say to you, Larry, as a favor, please don't call me anymore. I think this was an absolute waste. This will not change my life one bit. I personally feel your show is not going to make it much longer, really. You're an annoying guy sitting there in your little funny little swea…”

— Don Rickles, chicagotribune.com

“Martin James: The Lord shall test them! They shall walk through the valley of his wrath. Hannibal: Now you're beginning to walk through the valley of my wrath, Preacher.”

— Stephen J. Cannell, John 'Hannibal' Smith, George Peppard, imdb.com

“Stewie Griffin: Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Lois Griffin: WHAT? Stewie Griffin: Hi...”

— Mark Hentemann, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Aaron Hotchner: Don't you have something better to do? Derek Morgan: Than to annoy you for three hours? Hell no.”

— Simon Mirren, Aaron Hotchner, Thomas Gibson, imdb.com

“Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those of us who do.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc