“Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.”— Johnny Hardwick, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Higgins: Don't ruin my whiskey with ice! I'm not a bloody American! Magnum: Higgins, you yo-yo!”— Glen A. Larson, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com