“What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? ‘I’m going to bed,’ but he said it in Hungarian.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None. Historians have suggested that most pirates would have been illiterate.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Hey, the eighties called. They were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn’t a very good waiter.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, But roses can also be white, And violets should be purple.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA grapefruit.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is private property and if you don’t leave I will call the police.”— Unknown, tcat.tc