“Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a sentence and it doesn’t end how you testicles.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I’ve got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.”— Unknown, tcat.tc