“Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match. Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones? Three, you've a…”— Tony Gama-Lobo, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Darrin Stephens: I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we wanna live normal lives. Endora: What is normal to you, young man, is to us asinine.”— Jerry Davis, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com