“So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e., I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies.”Tagged: alter ego, super-warrior
“Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?”Tagged: Christian Rock
“Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match. Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones? Three, you've…”Tagged: asinine, Warriors, Mongolians