“Like it’s not a problem but me and my brothers, we’ve all got massive asses.”— Quentin Cook, imdb.com
“I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.”— Drew Hancock, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com
“You never know, some guys might just get off fingering other guys' asses.”— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Larry Summers, Omari Newton, imdb.com
“Hank: I'm gonna kick your asses! Dale: Why is it always about asses with you, Hank?”— Jonathan Collier, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com