“Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!”Tagged: pocket pussy, Dad, enormous dick
“Thad Castle: Come on, guys! We're going to play football! No teams! Harmon Tedesco: Uh, I'm pretty sure you need two teams to play football, fellas, know what I'm sayin'?”Tagged: Football, Teamwork
“Thad Castle: The teacher's become the master. Harmon Tedesco: What? Thad Castle: I said the teacher's become the blaster. Harmon Tedesco: I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.”Tagged: Teacher, Master, blaster, Pretentious
“I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.”Tagged: Finger, asses, Assholes
“I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!”Tagged: Threat, dick, choke