“Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.”— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com
“There’s no such thing as a solo assignment. There’s always a bigger picture.”— Justin Brenneman, Sharbari Z. Ahmed, Liam O'Connor, Josh Hopkins, imdb.com
“What was the circle's excuse for failing to complete his assignment? I didn't get around to it.”— Spicymeatball314, reddit.com