Quotes tagged ‘Assistant’

(2 total)

“I have a 40-year-old assistant. Now, he’s a great guy, but two things: Never hire a 40-year-old assistant. And never hire your friend. Especially a friend who doesn’t know jack shit about computers. Especially when you don’t know jack shit about computers.”

— Patricia Maya Schneider, Rob, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“Shawn: I'm so sorry about this; my assistant makes all my reservations but she's been under heavy medication. She was recently diagnosed with parvo. Hotel Clerk: Isn't that a dog's disease? Shawn: Yes, yes, it is. My assistant is a Golden Retriever, adorable but dim. Her whole keyboard is just three…”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com