“Dear 8 pounds, 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.”— Bryan Moore, Chris Peterson, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com