“It's not real English if you speak it with a foreign accent.”Tagged: english, accent, Foreign, Incorrect
“If you can see a future for yourself without me, and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!”Tagged: Future, heart breaking, Relationship, break ups
“A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”Tagged: promise ring, Gift, heart, Sex, mouthing off
“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know. You see, it's bulletproof!”Tagged: Three Words, I Don't Know, Questions, excuses
“Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are going to judge you on the color of your skin, or your funny accent, or that girly little way you run. But you know what, you're not alone. Why don't you think the Martians won't land here? Cause they're green, and they know people are…”Tagged: Judge, Color, skin, funny accent, Girly
“We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.”Tagged: Christmas, decorations, Baby Jesus, Watching