“Get a fuckin' haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.”— Bryan McDonald, Al Swearengen, Ian McShane, imdb.com
“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head? Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent. Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”— Richard Sale, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com
“Craig: What the hell happened to your hair? Deran: Just wanted a change. Craig: A change to what? Looking like the produce manager at some Safeway?”— David Michod, Jonathan Lisco, Craig Cody, Ben Robson, imdb.com
“Hey, son, what the hell is with your haircut? Did you see a paintbrush and say ‘I want that dude's look!’?”— Trevor Noah, en.wikiquote.org