“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head? Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent. Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”Tagged: Permanent, Bad Haircuts
“Samantha, you know if you'd married one of those nice warlocks that were crazy about you, none of this would have happened.”Tagged: Witches, Mortals, Mother in Law