Quotes tagged ‘Bad Rhymes’

“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, imdb.com

“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes! [awkward silence] What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood? Gary: No, I didn't say that. Tec: Whatever.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, imdb.com

“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com

“I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com

“I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com

“B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink. B-Rad: Don't be hatin'. Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com

“My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes nonfat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.”

— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com