“B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.”
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“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
“You that weak fuck from the club.”
“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one…”
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”