Quotes tagged ‘banks’

“I don't want you to put a penny of that stuff in the bank. You know, I don't trust those Illuminati motherfuckers.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

“Let's sit down. You know, begging you pardon, but the one who my heart goes out for is your father. There he is in that cold, heartless bank day after day, hemmed in by mounds of cold, heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up.”

— Bill Walsh, Don DaGradi, Bert/Mr. Dawes, Sr., Dick Van Dyke, imdb.com

“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I do not like the bank. I've heard the expression ‘Laughing all the way to the bank.’ I have never seen anyone actually doing it. And those bank lines. I hate it when there's nobody on the line at all, you know that part, you go to the bank, it's empty and you still have to go through the little maz…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“If you’re looking for a way to finance discretionary purchases, look at your budget and ask yourself the hard question: Why?”

— Nick Clements, marketwatch.com

“Another rough day on Wall Street. Good thing all of my savings are tied up in Greek municipal bonds!”

— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com

“History reminds us that at every moment of economic upheaval and transformation, this nation has responded with bold action and big ideas.”

— Barack Obama, whitehouse.gov

“I ask Congress to move quickly on legislation that will finally reform our outdated regulatory system. It is time to put in place tough, new common-sense rules of the road so that our financial market rewards drive and innovation, and punishes short-cuts and abuse.”

— Barack Obama, whitehouse.gov

“It happens that every man in a bank hates what the bank does, and yet the bank does it. The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It’s the monster. Men made it, but they can’t control it.”

— John Steinbeck, amazon.com