Quotes tagged ‘Batman’

“[looking through Shaun’s LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies] Ed: ‘Purple Rain’? Shaun: No. Ed: ‘Sign o’ the Times’? Shaun: Definitely not. Ed: The ‘Batman’ soundtrack? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: ‘Dire Straits’? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: Ooh, ‘Stone Roses.’ Shaun: Um, No. Ed: ‘Second C…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“'I still like Batman,' Lauren tells me in his soft Bronx rumble. 'I dream about going through Gotham City.'”

— Vogue, Jason Gay, vogue.com

“No one can ever truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Ben Affleck told me he'd matured as an artist after he directed 'Argo,' but then, right on schedule, it was, 'Guess what, Tahani, I'm gonna be Batman.'”

— Christopher Encell, Tahani Al-Jamil, Jameela Jamil, imdb.com

“What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA grapefruit.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What store does Batman go to? Bed, Bat, and Beyond.”

— Syn13x, reddit.com

“What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale.”

— vanDerSingh, reddit.com

“I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothin…”

— Alfred, m.imdb.com

“Dear Bruce. I need to be honest and clear. I'm going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him, and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman we could be together, I meant it. But now I'm sure the day won't come when *you* no longer need Batman. I ho…”

— Rachel, amazon.com

“You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.”

— Two Face, amazon.com

“In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

— The Joker, imdb.com

“Alfred Pennyworth: Why do we fall sir? So we might learn to pick ourselves up. Bruce Wayne: You still haven't given up on me? Alfred Pennyworth: Never.”

— Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, amazon.com

“Henri Ducard: Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. Bruce Wayne: That's why it's so important. It separates us from them.”

— Henri Decard, Bruce Wayne, amazon.com

“It's not just your name, sir! It's your father's name! And it's all that's left of him. Don't destroy it.”

— Alfred Pennyworth, amazon.com

“Selina Kyle: There's a storm coming. Bruce Wayne: You sound like you're looking forward to it. Selina Kyle: I'm adaptable.”

— Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, amazon.com

“Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good a…”

— The Joker, amazon.com

“You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident.”

— Alfred Pennyworth, amazon.com

“You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't.”

— Alfred Pennyworth, amazon.com

“I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone... Inspires us the way he did. I believed in Harvey Dent.”

— Jim Gordon, amazon.com

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

— Alfred Pennyworth, amazon.com

“The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”

— Harvey Dent, amazon.com