“Michael: Hi there, since there's no Janet here to serve you, I brought you two a little treat. Chidi: Ah, kind of like a last meal? Michael: Not like a last meal, just, uh, the final food you might ever eat. Tahani: I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place, being forced to…”Tagged: Hell, joke, Fashion, punishment
“I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.”Tagged: Self-Confidence, Arrogance, Inspirational, Self-Love
“Janet, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Grace's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: 'I, Tahani Al-Jamil, shall do my level best to make every event too much.'”Tagged: Princess Grace, Pop Culture, Event Planning, party, Extra
“We don't make any sense together, and yet, when I'm with you, I can really let my hair down, metaphorically speaking of course, because I'd never have it up in the first place. I'm not a factory worker.”Tagged: Opposites Attract, Relationships
“No one can ever truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Ben Affleck told me he'd matured as an artist after he directed 'Argo,' but then, right on schedule, it was, 'Guess what, Tahani, I'm gonna be Batman.'”Tagged: Ben Affleck, Celebrities, Batman, Argo, joke
“You know my whole life, whenever I encountered any obstacles, I would simply say, 'I would like to speak to a manager.' But in our relationship, there was no manager. There was no one who could fix this for me except me.”Tagged: Managers, Fixing Relationships
“Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey? Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother.”Tagged: Downton Abbey, TV Shows, Maggie Smith, Celebrities, Pop Culture