Quotes tagged ‘boat’

(12 total)

“We are all in the same boat. Keeping the boat safe means everyone is safe.”

“Nestor Rosario: No life jackets. Jude Ellis: Huh? Nestor Rosario: None of them are wearing life jackets. Jude Ellis: Go home. Feds have got this. You've been here all day. Nestor Rosario: Where'd they come from, Jude? Jude Ellis: I don't know.”

— Dan Dworkin, Jay Beattie, Jude Ellis, Steve Zahn, imdb.com

“Nestor Rosario: [finding a body on the beach] What are you thinking? Jude Ellis: Well, he wasn't out for a swim. Nestor Rosario: Fell off a boat, maybe? Jude Ellis: Yeah, maybe. [seeing more bodies] Damn.”

— Dan Dworkin, Jay Beattie, Jude Ellis, Steve Zahn, imdb.com

“I used to have a boat. Not like this. This is like a spaceship.”

— Evan T. Reilly, Rashard Mendenhall, Joe Krutel, Rob Corddry, imdb.com

“Please, let me explain the rules of the boat. Rule number one, it’s my boat. Rule number two, it is my boat. And if there remains any confusion about rules one and two, I offer rule number three, it’s my goddamn boat.”

— Dave Erickson, Victor Strand, Colman Domingo, imdb.com

“If I stop the boat, it’ll be to drop folks off, not take them on.”

— Dave Erickson, Victor Strand, Colman Domingo, imdb.com

“Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication. Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second hal…”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“If you turn a boat over you can wear it as a hat.. It’s capsized”

— larsonisttt, reddit.com

“"I'mma rock your boat, just let me be the captain I just have a question, listen to what I'm asking"”

— Fetty Wap, genius.com

“There are 3 men on a boat and 4 cigarettes, they don't have a lighter, how do they smoke? They toss one cigarette over board to make the boat a cigarette lighter.”

— gptt916, reddit.com

“If your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head. It's capsized.”

— PM_ME_YOUR_OUTRAGE, reddit.com

“On a boat. The sounds water will make when it hits against your boat/yacht will arouse you and make it rather a daring lovemaking excursion under the stars.”

— Sharanya Manola, bollywoodshaadis.com