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From “The Gang Gets Racist”

I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

Dreams Selfish Sex Indifferent Listening

From “Charlie Wants an Abortion”

Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid? Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.

Convictions Sex Laid

From “Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare”

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Welfare Crack Recovering Money

From “The Gang Runs for Office”

Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script? Charlie: Yes. And action. Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right…

Office elections Speeches Script

From “Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass”

Charlie: Okay, okay, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps. Dennis: Good work. Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar. Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work

Work Grunt Work Job Roles task

From “Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad”

Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers. Dennis: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning! Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.

losers Drinking Irrelevant

From “The Gang Gets Held Hostage”

Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.

Noogie angry Wedgie ass

From “The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation”

Dee: Those goddam North Koreans. Dennis: They are some sneaky bastards.

Sneaky

Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?

Sassy Pirate private mistake

From “The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis”

Dennis: No, I'm not going to talk in a southern accent. It's bad enough that you wore this stupid 'disguise.' Charlie: But we're oil men! We would have southern accents. Dennis: Yeah, but we don't need bolo ties and stupid hats.

oil Southern Accent Bolo Ties Disguise

From “Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack”

Dennis: You know what I'm concerned about? I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look. Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core. Dennis: Oh absolutely. Jesus had like the…

abs jesus lean In Shape muscles

From “Paddy's Pub”

You bet your ass I'm wearing women's underwear!

Underwear Women comfortable

From “The D.E.N.N.I.S. System”

D: Demonstrate Value E: Engage Physically N: Nurture Dependence N: Neglect Emotionally I: Inspire Hope S: Separate Entirely

strategy Pick Up Women Game Plan

From “Mac and Charlie Write a Movie”

And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until…

Movie Plot Crime Sex film

From “The Gang Buys a Boat”

Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication. Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second…

creepy boat Ladies Sex dark

From “Dee Gives Birth”

Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale

Sunglasses Movie dark strange

From “The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge”

I am the king of the mountain top!

king confident mountain top

From “Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare”

Yeah, well, we won't get got though. We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got. We go get.

Get Got Ambitious Go Getters

From “The Gang Beats Boggs”

Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.

Cargo Hold film leaning Escape

From “Old Lady House”

I will make it work because I'm a genius.

Make it Work Genius Creative

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