“I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.”Tagged: Dreams, Selfish, Sex, Indifferent, Listening
“Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid? Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.”Tagged: Convictions, Sex, Laid
“Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.”Tagged: Welfare, Crack, Recovering, Money
“Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script? Charlie: Yes. And action. Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right…”Tagged: Office, elections, Speeches, Script
“Charlie: Okay, okay, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps. Dennis: Good work. Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar. Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work”Tagged: Work, Grunt Work, Job, Roles, task
“Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers. Dennis: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning! Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.”Tagged: losers, Drinking, Irrelevant
“Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.”Tagged: Noogie, angry, Wedgie, ass
“Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?”Tagged: Sassy, Pirate, private, mistake
“Dennis: No, I'm not going to talk in a southern accent. It's bad enough that you wore this stupid 'disguise.' Charlie: But we're oil men! We would have southern accents. Dennis: Yeah, but we don't need bolo ties and stupid hats.”Tagged: oil, Southern Accent, Bolo Ties, Disguise
“Dennis: You know what I'm concerned about? I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look. Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core. Dennis: Oh absolutely. Jesus had like the…”Tagged: abs, jesus, lean, In Shape, muscles
“D: Demonstrate Value E: Engage Physically N: Nurture Dependence N: Neglect Emotionally I: Inspire Hope S: Separate Entirely”Tagged: strategy, Pick Up Women, Game Plan
“And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until…”Tagged: Movie, Plot, Crime, Sex, film
“Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication. Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second…”Tagged: creepy, boat, Ladies, Sex, dark
“Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale”Tagged: Sunglasses, Movie, dark, strange
“Yeah, well, we won't get got though. We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got. We go get.”Tagged: Get Got, Ambitious, Go Getters
“Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.”Tagged: Cargo Hold, film, leaning, Escape