“I don't even want a boyfriend….I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com
“Clay Jensen: So that guy Brad…is he your boyfriend now? Tony Padilla: I hope he’s still my boyfriend. He’s been pretty annoyed lately because…I’ve been spending all my time with another guy. You.”— Kirk A. Moore, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“I just moved in with my boyfriend and I don't have any stuff except for a food processor and, like, nineteen thongs, because even though at first we were like, 'I am not wearing that,' the patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed t…”— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“But I can't stop thinking about the girl in the horror movie who goes down into the basement when the light is out. The girl who thinks her boyfriend with the perfect hair is just playing a sexy prank.”— Margaret Atwood, Bruce Miller, Offred (June Osborne), Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com
“My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.”— SidMajoo, reddit.com
“What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.”— Jack_sm, reddit.com
“Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my best friend high and dry.”— Becca Fitzpatrick, amazon.com
“A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They were appalled by his leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please, Mom,…”— _Underwhelmed, reddit.com
“Do you have a boyfriend? Okay, guys rarely ask this if they don’t like you. Rarely. I mean, if he doesn’t like you, he doesn’t give a damn whether you’re single or not.”— Jason, youqueen.com
“You are a whole person, and a boyfriend should be an addition to your life that makes it better, not whole.”— Abby McCullough, thoughtcatalog.com
“Oh, you know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at you like they want sex. Jace looks at you like you've already had sex, it was great, and now you're just friends -- even though you want more.”— Cassandra Clare, amazon.com
“I wasn’t hurt that he didn’t want to be my boyfriend. I was aware that it wouldn’t lead to anything, and I was sadder, about more than anything, that I would eventually be losing a friend.”— Rebecca Fields, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you really like your man and see him as a great partner, tell him about it. Guys feel great when they’re complimented about how good a boyfriend they are. And he’ll try harder to be an even nicer guy and win more praise!”— Colin Andrews, lovepanky.com
“As much as I wish we'd met when I was older and more mature, I know if I hadn't had you with me when I did then I wouldn't be the person I am today.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Rory Gilmore, Alexis Bledel, imdb.com
“How can someone have the power to shatter you to dust--and also to make you feel so whole?”— Lauren Oliver, amazon.com
“Amélie has no boyfriend. She tried once or twice, but the results were a letdown.”— Guillaume Laurant, Narrator / Récitant (voice), André Dussollier, imdb.com
“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”— Lena Dunham as Hannah Horvath, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, amazon.com