Quotes tagged ‘Breast’

(8 total)

“Where's my Emmy for loving titties too much?”

“Breasts are for children, when you grow up it's all about ass.”

— Ann Biderman, David Hollander, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com

“Larry: Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick! Jeff: It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams. Larry: 'Sweet dreams.' I'll dream about fucking your mother. 'Sweet dreams.'”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“I think this is my 400th breast reconstruction. The board should give me a plaque.”

— Bill Rotko, Dr. Marcus Andrews, Hill Harper, imdb.com

“Stan: It's okay, son, you're experiencing a perfectly natural side effect called 'roid rage. Steve: Oh, I'm experiencing a side effect, all right! I have boobs! Stan: Oh, my God! Klaus: I know. Talk about a butterface.”

— Nahnatchka Khan, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Klaus (voice), Dee Bradley Baker, imdb.com

“In that soft season, when descending showers Call forth the greens, and wake the rising flowers, When opening buds salute the welcome day, And earth relenting feels the genial ray; As balmy sleep had charm’d my cares to rest, And love itself was banish’d from my breast, (What time the morn mysteriou…”

— Alexander Pope, oll.libertyfund.org

“I knew a woman who could mesmerize you just by swinging her breasts. I think she was a hypnotits.”

— bystanderfilms, reddit.com

“What did the two boobs say to each other? We are going to be breast friends. Badum tits.”

— NoobieElf, reddit.com