Quotes tagged ‘Cartoon Network’

“Moxy: Maybe sometime in the future there will have like a TV channel that just shows cartoons all the time... Flea: All the time? Moxy: Yeah! Flea: That'll be great! Moxy: I maybe I'll be the star of it! Flea: No, that's not gonna happen...”

— Scott Sedita, Jonathan Groff, Tim Boxell, Bobcat Goldthwait, Penn Jillette, Moxy / Flea (voice), Bobcat Goldthwait / Penn Jillette, imdb.com

“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde. Andrew: Enough with the astrology. Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“You're slut shaming me. Shame. On. You.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

“The mons pubis? Oh its the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Jessi, Jessi Klein, imdb.com

“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs? Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

“Andrew: What's a head push? Jessi: Its when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob. Nick: Wait that's a move!?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Andrew, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“She was trapped in a mirror And it couldn't be clearer She wanted to leave this place And get herself back in space And Dad, you might think she's a criminal But her friendship comes through subliminal Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came…”

— Steven Universe, Zach Callison, open.spotify.com