“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde. Andrew: Enough with the astrology. Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs? Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Good night, you prince of Westchester, you king of the tri-state area.”Tagged: Prince, tri-state area, Goodnight
“Andrew Glouberman: I'm coming, I'm coming. Hormone Monster: Not yet, that's why we gotta get to the bathroom, Sweetheart!”Tagged: coming, Sweetheart, bathroom
“Andrew: So, life started because a giant alien had sex with the Earth? I don't know. That sounds like Scientology. Maury: Yup, of everyone they got the closest.”Tagged: Scientology, Origin Of Life Earth, Alien Sex
“Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?”Tagged: kids, masturbating, animated
“Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”Tagged: embarrassing, fondly, Beautiful