“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde. Andrew: Enough with the astrology. Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“You're slut shaming me. Shame. On. You.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com
“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com
“The mons pubis? Oh its the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Jessi, Jessi Klein, imdb.com
“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs? Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com
“Andrew: What's a head push? Jessi: Its when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob. Nick: Wait that's a move!?”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Andrew, John Mulaney, imdb.com