“You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Alex: OK, let's do this. What's my gay category? Derrick: OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag. Penny: But I…”— David Caspe, Derrick, Stephen Guarino, imdb.com