“Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical? Because he has such good presents.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What part of the body do you only see around Christmas? The mistletoe. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Because the present’s beneath them.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.”— Unknown, tcat.tc