“I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.”— Sean Anders, John Morris, Dusty Mayron, Mark Wahlberg, imdb.com
“Rusty Griswold: Dad, this tree won't fit in our backyard. Clark: It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree? Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.”— Oliver Goldstick, Daniel Meade, Eric Mabius, imdb.com
“What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.”— Unknown, tcat.tc