“You are too old to live in squalor. It’s not cute. Clean your house. Do your dishes.”— Kendra Syrdal, thoughtcatalog.com
“Just spotted a Pop-Tart wrapper under my bed. That seems about right. #GrownWoman”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“Make sure a towel or two are close by. Things can get really messy.”— Marriage Bed Tips, marriagebed.tips
“If sex for girls feels anything like cleaning your ears with a Q-tip then I can;t blame females for being hoes”— Louisiana ⚜Boy, twitter.com
“Be prepared for clean-up. As mentioned above, there may be some blood involved. There may also be lots of bodily fluids that are rapidly sliding their way out of your orifices. Have a box of Kleenex or a towel nearby.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“Clean your room beforehand. Excuse me, but how do you plan to get your freak on with that Pizza Hut box underneath your bed? Oh and don't think they won't smell the mildewy clothes pouring out of your closet.”— Paris Close, puckermob.com
“A man that is emotionally available and ready for a relationship will take pride in his home. He could live with his parents, with a group of friends or by himself, but the key element is that he doesn’t expect anyone to clean up after him or cook for him.”— Cassandra Lane, youqueen.com
“Only wash the outside – rinse the outside skin and the labia with water and a little soap, if you wish.”— Emma Louise Pritchard, goodhousekeeping.co.uk
“Make sure you gently scrub around your bikini line, as the folds of skin can harbour disease causing bacteria, sweat and grime.”— Pavitra Sampath, thehealthsite.com
“Try wet wipes. The occasional use of a wet wipe or a baby wipe can help get rid of residue. Use wipes that are fragrance-free and only clean the outside.”— David Wolfe, davidwolfe.com
“If you’re taking a mirror photo, clean the mirror off, please.”— Jillian Paulson, thoughtcatalog.com
“Pick a good, clear background. We’ve all seen those photo fails where someone has taken a selfie in a dirty bedroom with piles of clothes or in the bathroom while someone’s taking care of business.”— Lisa Washington, lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com
“Who am I cleaning my room to impress? Singlehood means you get to marinate in your own beautiful chaos, and have, like, six pairs of sweatpants within an arm's reach on the floor at all times. If I tried to make the situation semi-livable for someone else I wouldn't have nearly as much fun living in…”— Emma Lord, bustle.com
“Tidy up, light some candles, and get into the mood. It's hard to feel sexy if your room's smothered in month-old laundry and yesterday's Chinese food containers. Hey, they don't call it spring-cleaning for nothing.”— Kenny Thapoung, womenshealthmag.com
“Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com