“They don't speak ill of you to their friends, and you don't say anything bad about them, either (your business is nobody but each other's, anyway).”Tagged: forever person, kindness, Gossip
“You're basically loaded. Let's calculate all the money we saved on useless birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, fancy dinners, and rip-off Groupons.”Tagged: Single Life, Money, gifts, saving
“Being single is the only time in your life you can be entirely selfish and nobody can call you out on it. I don't have to compromise on jack—I see what movies I want to see when I want to see them, get wine drunk on a Saturday afternoon if I'm feeling it, and am basically the master of my own derpy…”Tagged: Single Life, Selfish, Compromise
“Who am I cleaning my room to impress? Singlehood means you get to marinate in your own beautiful chaos, and have, like, six pairs of sweatpants within an arm's reach on the floor at all times. If I tried to make the situation semi-livable for someone else I wouldn't have nearly as much fun living in…”Tagged: Single Life, cleaning, sweatpants, Messy