Quotes tagged ‘Cleveland Indians’

“Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add? Color Man: Ummm...no. Harry Doyle: He’s not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks!”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“The post-game show is brought to you by...[searches through his papers] Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it.”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“Just a reminder, fans, comin’ up is our ‘Die-Hard Night’ here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.”

— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com

“Danny O’Shea: [Kevin and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I’m the only one who knows how truly sick you are! Kevin O’Shea: I treated you like a prince! Danny O’Shea: You ignored me! Kevin O’Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians! Danny O’Shea: You le…”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com