“In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.”
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“Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add? Color Man: Ummm...no. Harry…”