“I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”— Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Royal Tenenbaum, Gene Hackman, imdb.com
“Madame, I've, er, come to offer my...sincere condolences. [punches the 'widow' in the face]”— Richard Maibaum, Jack Whittingham, John Hopkins, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“Peralta: Hey, Captain, I just sent you an email, uh... Holt: 'Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss. Please let us know if there's anything we can do.' Sent from, 'My Stinky Butt.'”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“In the untimely loss of your noble son, our affliction here, is scarcely less than your own. So much of promised usefulness to one's country, and of bright hopes for one's self and friends, have rarely been so suddenly dashed, as in his fall.”— Abraham Lincoln, abrahamlincolnonline.org