You know when you talk to older couples who've been together for 30 or 40 or 50 years. It's always the guy who said 'I knew.' I knew right from the beginning... I'm that guy. I know.
— Booth, amazon.com
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Quotes tagged ‘Couples’
If your boyfriend is involved and it's your first time, offer to give him a blow job while the other guy licks you or fucks you- a big reason for this is to take the pressure off your bf, in case he gets nervous and has a hard time getting an erection. This little amount of care can make a potential…
Always have ground rules before you enter a ménage à trois. You don’t want your man to penetrate into the other woman, let him know that it’s off limits. You want the third person to leave as soon as the sex is over, let it be told. You may only end up feeling uncomfortable if you close your eyes an…
In one case, I brought a girl I was dating out to a bar specifically to hunt for a threesome partner. Upon finding a suitable candidate and flirting with her for a few minutes, I simply pointed to my date and said, "See that girl over there? I want to take you from behind while you go down on her."…
Find the right girl...No, she doesn’t have to be a promiscuous party girl, fresh from her first high school sweetheart and looking to explore all the sexual wonders that life in college has to offer. She doesn’t even need to have had a threesome before. All she needs is to be comfortable with her se…
I lied, I’m not out of this relationship. I’m in. I’m so in it’s humiliating because here I am begging…Okay here it is. Your choice, it’s simple: her or me and I’m sure she’s really great, but Derek I love you in a really, really big way. Pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last pie…
They’re a match, they’re a set. They’re happy, I can tell. They’re what I used to be, they’re Tom and me five years ago. They’re what I lost, they’re everything I want to be.
We spent the next four hours in a feverish tangle of sweaty limbs and crumpled bed sheets, passing out around dawn. When we woke up, Darryn made scrambled eggs and we sat cross-legged on our balcony, talking excitedly about the night before. I confessed to myself, and later to Darryn, that I’d found…
In our best attempts to be sexy, we had the boy lay back and proceeded to give him a dual blow job. That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both…
The lights were off so I could barely see the twins. But I could sure feel them. They did what they wanted with me. The three of us made every moment matter. I woke up with the sun. They were still there. We stank like three used gym socks left under the bed. I reached for my phone and took a selfie…
They asked me to be their number three because they trusted me. And, perhaps, because they knew I was experienced in threesomes, too — I wasn’t some newbie who was going to try and mess with their relationship or commit some threeway faux-pas. But all the trust and experience in the world is no matc…
Threesomes are all about pleasure in all forms. There's fingers, anal, oral. Vaginal sex is like the lowest priority. You've got all these bodies to explore, so why not explore them? Even without like, traditional vaginal sex, both of us had multiple orgasms.
After what seemed like an hour, but was probably two minutes and thirty seconds, they invited me in. I watched as my girlfriend and another attractive woman made out with each other on my bed. It didn’t make sense to my tiny brain. They made fun of me for something. Probably staring too hard. Eventu…
Damn, she was hot. I was also baked so that contributed to me finding her more attractive. Well, the time arrived. My buddy started having sex with her first, you know, to "Warm her up," as he put it. Goddamn pussy. Anyway, when I finally took off my underwear, she just stared at my erect package, k…
Threesomes suddenly seem to be everywhere, although the message about them is paradoxical: Everyone (at least everyone male) wants to have one, but no one's had a good one. A friend says he bedded two women on the night of September 11, 2001, as they all watched television together. But — as in many…
I'm left feeling unsettled. I can't wait to shower. Sadly, I'm more conventional than I'd thought. In theory, I didn't mind sharing my husband for an afternoon. In practice, I was shaken up. I wasn't bored; I was bothered.
I don’t remember who made the first move, but suddenly, we were all kissing: Ella and Manuel, Manuel and I, Ella and I. Shirts came off, the room spun in a blur of breasts and his athletic arms. Pants came off, and I gave myself over to it, enjoying it even though I knew we were making a huge mistak…
It was amazing to watch them together. It was hot, but it was also very sweet. She was so lost in him and he in her. I was able to see him as a human being, if you know what I mean. Not as my husband or my daughter's father, but as a man, a sexual being, a person who wants to be wanted, who needs to…
Don’t be afraid to laugh. Laughing is an easy way to diffuse any discomfort and let go when your fantasy doesn’t go perfectly. Don’t let that fanny fart break your momentum, or confidence.
If you’re in a relationship, you and your partner may also want to designate a safe word or phrase you can use in case things veer off course. "I need to get some water" or "I'm thirsty" are both good options. You should also tell the third person to speak up if he or she is ever uncomfortable.