Quotes tagged ‘Court’

“Judge Julius Hoffman: And the record should reflect, that defendant Hoffman and I are not related. Abbie Hoffman: Father, no! Judge Julius Hoffman: Mr. Hoffman, are you familiar with contempt of court? Abbie Hoffman: It's practically a religion for me, sir.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Abbie Hoffman, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com

“I just always thought my first suit would be for, like high-school graduation, or, like, something sick, like the Winter X Games, or like the regular X Games. Or, like my funeral. Not for lame-ass court.”

— Jess Meyer, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, just, like, kind of preparing and whatnot.”

— Jess Meyer, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“The brother of U.S. Olympic gymnast Simone Biles is facing multiple murder charges in Cleveland, Ohio. Police say Tevin Biles-Thomas is under arrest for a shooting at a house party on New Year's Eve that killed three people and wounded several others.”

— Caitlin O'Kane, CBS Boston, cbsnews.com

“Spodek told the judge that Delvey was woken up at 4 a.m. at Riker's and wasn't feeling well. He said there were logistical issues about how Delvey' clothing were handled.”

— Jacob Shamsian, thisisinsider.com

“In happier times, I watched her play on this very court. No doubt she's found a new tennis club by now.”

— Ezra Koenig, Nick Weidenfeld, Kaz Kaan (voice), Jaden Smith, imdb.com

“Alicia: Last time I was in court was 13 years ago. Kalinda: Wow, I was 12.”

— Robert King, Michelle King, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com

“Court is a lesson in humility.”

— Todd Ellis Kessler, Will Gardner, Josh Charles, imdb.com

“If we do our job right, we never need to go to court. Look, the reason we're not a law firm? We don't have to play within the rules of the law. We're fixers, crisis managers. We make the problems of our clients go away. Big or small. It's not about solving some crime. It's not about justice. It's ab…”

— Tom Verica, Jenna Bans, Harrison Wright, Columbus Short, imdb.com

“"I go out of my way to please you I go out of the way to see you I ain't playing no games, I need you"”

— Fetty Wap, genius.com

“If a deaf man goes to court for a crime, Is it still a hearing?”

— XxH4TR3DxX, reddit.com

“Just had the following conversation in court. Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.”

— sofia832, reddit.com