“I gotta work this shit job for half the day. The only thing on TV is, like Ellen, Wendy, Tyra, all those fucking first-name shows.”Tagged: TV, Shows, Job, upset
“Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs. It's just, it's such an important part of the dick.”Tagged: drawing, Important, Details
“I mean seriously, like it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but like, letting me get expelled for something I didn't even do is just... It's just such a bitch move.”Tagged: Chill, upset, Framed
“A little bitch is more like someone who makes shit up.”Tagged: Names, nick names, Integrity, Making Things Up
“I just smoked a victory blunt for no reason, and now I'm, like, upsettingly high.”Tagged: victory, blunt, Celebration, high
“The guy said, 'help me help you.' Did you hear that? That is some straight-up teacher shit.”Tagged: Help Me Help You, Teacher, sayings
“I lie about all kinds of little stuff like that I understood Inception.”Tagged: Lie, Inception, Understanding
“Pro-tip dude. Never post an ugly video of a chick on Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks. Not worth it, dude. She won't think it's funny.”Tagged: Instagram, Funny, Ugly Video, Pro-tip
“I don't remember anything. Honestly, I got so fucked up. That was a night I'll never forget.”Tagged: Drunk, Night You'll Never Forget, Memories
“Mac and I are kinda like orange juice and vodka, you know? We just go together.”Tagged: Similie Examples, Orange Juice, vodka, Go together
“I just always thought my first suit would be for, like high-school graduation, or, like, something sick, like the Winter X Games, or like the regular X Games. Or, like my funeral. Not for lame-ass court.”Tagged: Suit, Graduation, X Games, funeral, Court
“I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, just, like, kind of preparing and whatnot.”Tagged: Judge Judy, preparation, Court Case, Court
“She tells me shit she doesn't tell anyone else. Dude, she tells me when she's on her period.”Tagged: period, Opening Up, Trust
“I'm not, like, book smart or fucking street smart or whatever, but, like I'm not dumb.”Tagged: Street Smart, Book Smart, dumb