“I just always thought my first suit would be for, like high-school graduation, or, like, something sick, like the Winter X Games, or like the regular X Games. Or, like my funeral. Not for lame-ass court.”Tagged: Suit, Graduation, X Games, funeral, Court
“I've been watching a lot of Judge Judy lately, just, like, kind of preparing and whatnot.”Tagged: Judge Judy, preparation, Court Case, Court
“I think that's why we were suspended, for flying too close to the sun. It tells me we were getting somewhere.”Tagged: Suspended, Icarus, Metaphor Examples
“The thing people don't realize about being a history teacher is, dude, it is so boring.”Tagged: History, Teacher, Teaching, Boring
“No, dude, I don't think someone would start drawing a dick at the mushroom head. That just doesn't feel right.”Tagged: drawing, Making Sense
“One day everyone wants to be your friend. The next, everyone wants to see you cry.”Tagged: Friend, cry, high school, Changes