“Kevin: I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge, ... and my crossing guard uniform. Randall: Kevin! Why the hell would I want those!?”— Waco O'Guin, Roger Black, Kevin Crawford, David Herman, imdb.com
“I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!”— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Annie Edison, Alison Brie, imdb.com