“We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.”— Bryan Moore, Chris Peterson, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com
“You may notice certain items have disappeared from their pad, like their college posters. And did they ditch that ugly brown chair for something a little nicer? It could be the start of major changes -- your partner is making room in their life for you, both physically and emotionally.”— The Knot, theknot.com
“Do you all prefer multi-colored lights or the plain, white ones? Hurry, because it’s cold up here on this ladder.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com